ok, i'm a fan of this show (actually ni chico garcia), hehehe. though i don't get to listen that much lately (katakot kase din kase makinig using my phone while commuting), the daily Top Ten is something i always look forward to. Chico is really good when he read the entries. I actually sent some entries that were chosen to be part of the Top Ten. Heheh, proud. Super aliw. Gladly, Chico has his own blog now where he posts some of the Top Ten entries. Here are some of my faves:
The Top Ten Travel Stories:
No name - When we went to Hong Kong Disneyland 2 years ago, we had our picture taken with Pluto. We were shocked when he suddenly said, “Punta kayo kay Mickey, Pinoy din siya!“
Trina - My friend Chad who looks Chinese went to an electronics shop in Hong Kong and put on a Chinese accent hoping that he’d get a cheaper price. The saleslady turned to her companion and shouted, “Linda, ikaw na nga dito, hindi naman guwapo!” Without missing a beat, Chad looked the saleslady in the eye and said, “At bakit, maganda ka ba?“
The Top Ten Favorite Quotes
Misbleu - “Kung kaya ng iba…IPAGAWA MO SA KANILA.”
Greg - “You’ll never know what you have until it’s gone, and once you lose it, you can never get it back…” - snatcher sa Quiapo
Karenkulit - Overheard from a drunk in cebu: “I’d like to dedicate this song to myself. I hope I like it.”
The Top Ten Song Lyrics You’d Want On Your Tombstone
Gorgeous Bitch - “I Will Be Here” by Steven Curtis Chapman: “I will be here when u feel like being quiet, when you need to speak your mind, I will listen. I will be here.”
Ten-times-karma - “Ready Or Not” by The Fugees: “Ready or not, here I come. You can’t hide.”
TOp Ten Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard (This I personally heard, and i was laughing so hard)
My wife drove herself to antipolo and eventually got lost because she’s not good with directions. Then she called me up on her celfone and in her angriest tone you’ll ever heard, she said, “HOY! Nasan na ako!”
Barker: Cubao! Cubao! Cubao!!!!
Passenger: Cubao???
Friend 1: Uy, me nag-miss call…
Friend 2: Oh? Anong sabe?
Customer: Isang Medium coke nga...
Crew: Ma'am, wala po kaming coke eh...
Customer: Ah ganun ba? sige large na lang
My boss' husband once asked me this question: ilang ring ba kelangan bago maging missed call?
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